What It Means to Be Belt Fed
Belt-fed. It's a fun term, and it's my favorite type of weapon. Call it my machine gunner...
Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews
We like beer, which means we appreciate beer reviews. We also like sexy women and deep cleavage. So…beer reviews by sexy women? Sign us up.
Nenya: the Ring of Galadriel
Nenya, one of the three rings of power, was Galadriel’s ring. An adamantine band with a white stone, it was known as the Ring of Water.
Beware: Hot Brass (NSFW) | Fine Calibers III
It’s no secret we like girls women and guns. And women and swords, and women and axes, and women and Apache helicopters for that matter. Here are a few of the former in assorted fine calibers. We're aware of the "gun bunny" thing. However, when it relates strictly to...
Our Sigil and Words
This is just an explanation of our sigil and words. If you're looking for the full story of House Morningwood, visit the maester. He can also help you if it burns when you pee. The Badge and Motto of House Morningwood1 Coat of Arms: Cendrée, a spear, Gules brunâtre...
The Strategic Implications of Poop
Here’s something feculent to think about. There are three major logistical realities of pre-industrial warfare that many fiction writers (and armchair generals) never consider. Much of it has to do with manure.
The Sworn Sword: All Who Have Declared for Morning Wood!
Herein like the gates to Castle Morningwood. Each Sworn Sword is entitled to wear our sigil and speak our words: Rise Before Dawn!
Join the Tactical Alliance: visit the Morningwood Bazaar
The Morningwood Bazaar is a sprawling, wonderful marketplace full of tactical goodness. Only those sworn to House Morningwood and members of the Tactical Alliance can shop there.
