The Tactical Alliance includes all the companies you see above and more.
You can rally with other members of our alliance at the Morningwood Bazaar. It’s a marketplace open only to those who support us on Patreon; a great, bustling (virtual) souk of awesomeness providing unique buying privileges to all those who’ve lifted their banner with Morning Wood.
In other words, you save a fuckton of money when you buy gear, guns, ammo, or (sometimes) training.
The Tactical Alliance
Know what the Morningwood Tactical Alliance is? Well, in a word, it’s…
So, what exactly is this program and how do you join the Alliance? Go ahead, ask.
Glad you asked.
Tactical Gear – looking for some?
The Morningwood Bazaar: that’s where you get it.
The Morningwood Bazaar, a make-believe market with real benefits limited to badass people, is quite simply the most epic assemblage of membership benefits in the history of mankind.2 Some of these codes or restricted purchase opportunities save you as much as 60% on the best tactical gear (and tactical training) in all the world.
You can join for as little as $1.00 month, too.
That’s…well…
🏰 🚩 Back us: House Morningwood. ⚔️
You’re wondering what companies have stalls, pavilions, or loot-laden carts in the bazaar, right?
Well, some are listed below. The rest you can find once you join.
This is just a sample of the companies you will have access to.
Now. You’ve seen just a small part of the list.
Is there any reason not to spend a buck or five to support us each month?
🏰 🚩 Back us: House Morningwood. ⚔️
RISE BEFORE DAWN!
Yes, that’s three different pop culture movie references squashed awkwardly (and completely unnecessarily) into one paragraph.
1 Obviously, we’re not the first organization, guild, or and/or secret society that provides its members with special benefits. The Sierra Club does it, as does the AARP, Writers Guild of America, NTOA, FOP, and National Infantry Association. So too does the Diogenes Club, the International Society for the Suppression of Savage Customs, the Transylvanian Conventions, and presumably the SOCAL Asian Mafia. But we do it better than anyone else. Just ask us, we’ll tell ya.
2 It is ever so slightly possible this is just a tiny bit exaggerated.
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